Madonna and Guy Ritchie are learning Chichewa, which is spoken in the African country of Malawi where David was born. A source said: “Madonna and Guy use the few words they have learned - Mummy, Daddy, hello, my love and some others - every day. Madonna knows a Chichewa lullaby called ‘Gona Mana’ and has been working on a guitar piece to go along with it.” So long as she restricts her wishes to David things are fine at home but if she decides to adopt one more child from Malawi her family might not encourage her wishes.

Legendary singer, adoptive mother, touring machine and an actress…what is next on Madonna’s list? The ex-actress has declared that she will make her cinematic directorial debut soon. Her planned project is  “Blade To The Heat ” a story based on the boxing match and is loosely based on the fated bout between Emile Griffith and Benny ‘Kid’ Paret. Paret was born in Santa Clara, Cuba. He died aged 25 in New York City of the injuries sustained 10 days earlier on March 24, 1962 in his last boxing fight with Emile Griffith for the welterweight championship in Madison Square Garden.  This fight was nationally televised in the United States and is widely thought to be the first live airing of injuries that resulted in death on television. Lets see how she carries off this role now!

Madonna took her adopted son David Banda and her family to an exotic land to celebrate her first Christmas with David. But while she was throwing luxuries on David his father was eating beans and rice. David’s father said: “I can’t lie to you, she hasn’t brought us anything this Christmas. But Madonna promised me she loves David and will do anything for him.”

Well Lady M it would have been a little more humane of you if you could have given David’s family a little treat, of having a good time with David for their first Christmas without David.

Madonna recently revealed her wish to adopt another child from Malawi, but this time a girl! But I guess it won’t really go well with her husband Guy Ritchie. Especially when Madonna is desperately trying to save her marriage, this wish doesn’t seem viable or wise. His father says that they’ve had a difficult time already, and that Guy is wonderful with David (their first adoptive son), but he doesn’t think he would want to adopt again.

Madonna and her husband Guy Ritchie, are again on the complaint list of PETA. The couple annually organizes a shoot out of a baby pheasant as a pastime for friends. But Stella McCartney has no intentions to let Madonna get out with her eccentricities. But things are better as Madonna has now decided to be a responsible person by banning shooting at her country estate “after a row with anti-blood sports pal Stella.” Hope next time PETA needn’t be on vigil to stop the pop star from her favorite pastime if she be a little cautious.

Oh my my…!! Talk about it guys..! Look’s like Madonna and Courtney Love are having a little bit of trouble thats left them both hostile towards each other..!

I wonder what it could be though? No one seems to know what lies between these two pretty dolls… But one thing is clear… Courtney Love is willing to kiss and make up with Madonna as long s it’s Madonna who makes the first step.

“Could someone please make the peace between Madonna and me? We have not spoken since her wedding. I want to make peace but hey I am not going to make the first move.” said our dear Love.

Well I guess we’ll only have to wait for time to tell us whats to become of the relationship these two ladies share.. and Puh-LeasE…!!! No lesbo business okay..!! lolz..!!

Hey guys..!! Guess what..! Madonna is gonna be one among a huge list of artists from all ages who will be performing at the center stage of the Neon Garage in March 2007..!!

Thats right guys… Madonna, Elvis Presley and many more of the biggest names in music history will all be there to entertain race fans in the Neon Garage which is Las Vegas Motor Speedway’s newest attraction..! Ain’t that neat guys??!

“There will be about 10 Grammy winners on the stage throughout the weekend. We’ve got pop, rock ’n’ roll and country music stars performing on the same stage. It’s like Live Aid with bigger stars.” said Chris Powell, LVMS general manager.

I wonder what the Material Girl will be up to this time guys… Given the fact that she’s been having so much of trouble off late… I wonder if she would be prepared enough to perform on stage. As far as performing goes… lets just hope that she doesn’t decide to kiss any other female artist again..!

Well… as I said earlier… looks like bad luck is following Madonna whether she likes it or not. The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA), as animal rights group has criticized Madonna for wearing a real chinchilla fur coat.

The Organization said that Madonna was seen walking out of a London restaurant wearing the coat. PETA has said that the “material girl” has ignored the fact that animals were treated in a cruel manner. They have even urged her to watch videos on animals being farmed for their fur.

One of Madonna’s spokesmen said that the pop star was unable to comment on the issue at the moment… I wonder why though… hmmmm…

As for PETA, their director, Poorva Joshipura was quoted saying: “”We encourage anyone who wears fur to watch videos of these animals being electrocuted, caught in traps and skinned alive.”

Thousands of people, including Paris Hilton, have said that the videos changed their minds about wearing fur… I just wonder if there would be any effect on Madonna. As for now.. she still stands out as being a real brute..!

Well guys.. looks like Madonna is in for a spell of troubling times..! Perhaps adopting li’l David might have been the beginning of a stroke of bad luck for her.

Ever since the adoption of the Malawian child, David, Madonna seems to have been having an endless string of troubles tailing her. First there were the child welfare organizations who were literally giving the material girl a hell of a time… then there was that Australian couple who were fighting with her over rights to adopt a baby girl and then the fact that Madonna’s marriage is going to the dogs… substancial proof that the pop diva has been visiting a marriage therapist with her hubby, Guy.

Rumours have it that Madonna and Guy stirred up quite a scene in a restaurant in the Mayfair district of London the other night. The romantic atmosphere of the Italian eatery, Cicconi was shattered when Guy actually bitched about his wife while she just sat and played with her food.

“The atmosphere between them was more than frosty. Guy was the one who was raising his voice the most - you couldn’t help but hear what he was saying. They were sitting in a corner booth and he was telling her that he’d had enough of her being so controlling all the time and that something had to give. Madonna tried to give it back to him, but he would just talk over her. She just seemed really embarrassed. They didn’t enjoy their meal and left after about an hour and a half.” said a source.

Now Madonna will do anything.. literally anything to set her marriage on the right tracks again. Sources has said that the whole family has made their way to a private island in the Indian Ocean… somewhere in the Maldives… a li’l getaway for Madonna, Guy, Lourdes, Rocco and li’l Malawian kid David.

A friend of Guy’s said that the marriage was far from pretty and smooth sailing and that the reason for the Maldivian vacation is to either “make or break” things..!! “They even argued over where to go, so things aren’t good. Guy has let slip their marriage is hanging by a thread”. said Guy’s friend.

Heres some hot and happening news for you guys..! Did you know that LaChapelle was the one who was initially hired by Madonna to direct the music video for her song “Hung up”??

Thats right guys..! The guy who directed the cult film ‘Rize’ about dancers in South Central Los Angeles, revealed that working on the documentary had made him realise that Madonna was not a person he wanted to work with.

He outright turned down the project due to creative dis-satisfaction then but now he disclosed that the real reason for him turning down the project was coz Madonna was a cruel person who was as nasty as hell to her employees - something LaChapelle couldn’t really tolerate.

“I had written the scenario, was paid for the concept. But after Rize, when I started to analyse what made me happy or not, I understood that she was not the person with who I wished to collaborate,” said LaChapelle.

I guess one should be a li’l bossy over the people one employs for any project, but then again… unless you respect a person, there isn’t really any guarantee that that person is gonna respect you back.

Looks like LaChapelle “Hung up” on Madonna for Hung Up… if you know what I mean