Madonna is a confused woman these days, post her divorce statement as she has been attacking her estranged hubby Guy Ritchie with weird text messages, according to recent reports.

Madonna sent a message to Guy, which he showed to the cast and crew of his flick Sherlock Holmes, reading,  “You’re going down.”

Guy reportedly told a buddy, “This is her idea of a joke – but it’s not funny. Imagine what it was like living with her.”

A source reveals, She loves to wind Guy up and this is just another example of her oddball humor.

“He doesn’t take these things too seriously. If he did, it would drive him mad.”

Well good for him, and yeah good for her too.

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Guy Ritchie has demanded that he wants to see their three kids everyday so that they dont become ‘oddballs’ like their mommy- Madonna.

The pair who announced their divorce earlier this month, have three kids, Rocco, Lourdes and adopted son David.

Guy,40 is making sure that his son Roco doesn’t become liek Madonna, and has been secretly feeding him ‘normal’ meals after Madge imposed a strict fish and rice diet on them.

A source reveals, “He would see Rocco being fed this macrobiotic stuff and would take him out after for pie and chips to keep him normal.

“He doesn’t want to feed them solely on pies and chips. He just wants to show them not everything in life is about steamed fish and rice.”

Guy wants to be in contact with his kids daily on phone and wants to have a weekly in person meeting with them.

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Another funny reason has popped up for the break up of Madonna and Guy’s eight-year-old marriage, apparently Madonna preferred her stern exercise regimen to making love with Guy. The estranged couple did not indulge in sex for the past one and a half month.

A close buddy of the couple reveals, “Guy got more and more frustrated as she spent nearly half the day exercising. When she did eventually get home she’d be too tired to make love. “When the cracks first started to show, Guy would plead with her to spend more time with him but she wouldn’t. She’d insist she did her four-hour workout. They’ve been apart so much in the last two years that their opportunities to make love would have been fairly limited. They’ve also been in separate rooms a lot after big rows so there wasn’t any chance to make up.”

Well at Madonna’s age, 50, the woman must have lost all her sex drive, can’t blame her.

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Madonna has apparently offered her going to be ex-hubby Guy Ritchie almost $40m cash and some part of her property.

She is going to give him, 1200-acre country estate, family townhouse in Marylebone, London pub, a ten-bedroom house and two mews cottages.

A source reveals, “The negotiations were relatively painless. Guy knew what he wanted and Madonna knew what she was keen to keep.

“There was a spell when Guy was in a mood to dig his heels in, but he decided this arrangement seemed reasonable and a long battle over money would make life unbearable.”

However the couple still did not reach an agreement on their kids, Lourdes, 12, Rocco, 8 and David Banda, 2.

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Madonna after announcing her divorce, is now demanding the $3m that she had invested in Guy’s film.

Madonna allegedly gave the money to Guy to make a documentary but then decided to back out due to marriage problems.

A source says, “After so much heartache, Guy just felt the way Madonna behaved over the loan wasn’t like a loving wife should.

“She acted like it was purely a business deal and not one based upon eight years of marriage.

“Guy was understandably very hurt by her handling of the whole situation.

“There is little wonder he reacted the way he did, who wouldn’t?

“A lot of Guy’s money is tied up and because of Madonna’s wealth she could effectively call upon the cash very quickly.

“That’s why he asked her. It wasn’t like the money was sat there in their joint account. Madonna was incensed, though. After sleeping on it, she thought enough was enough and phoned her lawyer Fiona Shackleton the next morning to set up a meeting.

“The row was very much the straw that broke the camel’s back and she knew their marriage was over from that point onwards.

“To date, the matter has not been resolved and she is still expecting the ‘gift’ back.

“The film isn’t even completed. Guy is extremely cut up over this.”

Madonna and Guy would be back to being single again till coming Christmas.

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Madonna and Guy Ritchie are all set for the bitter divorce battle that comes up their way after the announcement of divorce.

The couple will be fighting for their kids, Lourdes, 12, Rocco, 8, and adopted son David Banda, 2.

A source reveals, reveals, “Madonna wants them to be brought up in the cosmopolitan environment of New York.

“Guy wants them to continue growing up in London and Wiltshire, being privately educated in Britain.

“This has been the major stumbling block as to why their lawyers have not been able to negotiate an out-of-court settlement.

“Amber [Guy’s mother], who was adopted herself, is furious that Guy and Madonna have not been able to settle their differences for the sake of the children.

“Guy is really upset that his parents may be prevented from seeing Rocco. Rocco is Guy’s beloved little boy.

“They do everything together. He adores him. He wants him to be a Londoner.

“The idea that he will be across the Atlantic from him most of the time is really tearing him apart.

“Guy is really frustrated that Madonna is building a legal case on her being this earth mother-style primary carer who looks after the children most of the time.”

Madonna has hired famous divorce lawyer Fiona Shackleton for her divorce proceedings.

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Guy Ritchie has given a new name to his going to be ex-wife “obsessed” even as their divorce procedures are going to start.

Madonna and Guy who announced the end of their eight-year-long marriage will be free birds by coming Christmas.

Apparently Guy poured his hurt heart out to his friends and revealed the extent of sourness in his relationship.

He said to his buddies, I’m afraid the laughs in our life together were long gone.

She’s obsessed with her own public image, obsessed with being seen as some kind of global soothsayer. It’s silly, she’s a pop star.

“I just wanted a regular husband and wife thing. But it was always a great song and dance just to do ordinary stuff.

“There was a time when she used to have a sense of humor about herself. In the last few years she just got angry. In the end, we had no proper family life at all. We were two different people, living two different lives.”

Poor Guy, didn’t understand that his aging wife is going through a regular phase of menopause.

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Well the news has finally arrived from the Queen of Pop, she and hubby Guy Ritchie are all set for a bitter divorce.

Madonna’s spokesperson, Liz Rosenberg, confirmed the rumors, and released the statement, said: “Madonna and Guy Ritchie have agreed to divorce after 7 l/2 years of marriage. They have both requested the media maintain respect for their family at this difficult time. A final settlement has not been agreed upon yet.”

Apparently the couple decided to end their marriage as they were constantly fighting overs kids and careers.

A source reveals, It’s very sad. They were a great couple and brilliant parents. They just couldn’t live together any more.

“Despite huge attempts to patch things up they both knew deep down that divorce was on the cards. It wasn’t a matter of ‘if’ but ‘when’. They tried hard over the last few months but their arguments were getting out of control.”

The source continued: “The final straw came before Madonna started her US tour. She wanted a highly stage-managed separation, with their split being announced when it was convenient for her.

“But a series of rows around Guy’s 40th birthday last month were so bad that Madonna ended up storming out of the house, and Guy’s had enough. He said if they were going to split, it has to be now — and their marriage will be over in a matter of weeks.

Guy is apparently to get richer by $300 million as soon as the couple divorce.

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Madonna and Britney Spears have reportedly fallen out after the Blackout singer dumped Kabbalah religion.

Britney Spears was allegedly following the Jewish faith to get back her career and image back on track, but Spears does not want to be associated with the mystical faith further and ditched it which lead to her removal from Madonna’s Sticky & Sweet tour.

A source reveals, “Madonna is dismayed that Britney has just dropped Kabbalah.

“She’s always believed it is a way of life, not just something to pick up and get rid of on a whim.

“Madonna doesn’t feel she can work with Britney any more because they’re just not aligned on a spiritual level.”

Britney was supposed to perform with Madonna when the tour hit US but now her part has been chopped of from the show.

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Madonna’s recent tour Sticky+Sweet is surely leaving a sour taste in her mouth; London’s Wembley Stadium recently fined the Queen of Pop a whooping $270,000.

The Material Girl singer, was fined the whooping fee when she over ran the stadium curfew time 10.30 pm by a good 40 minutes for a recent show, she was fined $100,000 for every late 15 minutes.

A source says,  “The concert was meant to start at 8.30pm but Madonna didn’t come on stage until 9.10pm. The gig ended at 11.10pm so she was quite a bit over.

“Her people knew about the possible implications for going over the curfew but this is a pretty hefty fine, even for Madonna.”

Well that will be surely a Sticky and Sweet experience for Madge.

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